Thursday, April 7, 2016

NON-GEEKY NERDFIT

Like many of today's world, I am looking to get back in shape. Just over a year ago I had began lifting weights, but then fell back into old habits when I didn't adapt to my job at that time. I was getting bigger. It was just hard to see haha I am in a unique situation in regards to my size. If you looked at me now, you would immediately assume I was an ectomorph (skinny build, hard gains). Understandably, as I am pretty skinny, add being 6'1" and I appear lanky. The thing is, I wasn't always this way. I had weight to me. Not fat per say, but the healthy layer over a medium build. My legs were pretty big and strong. I was a mesomorph (medium build, easy gains). Health took a turn, law dee daw, I am what I am now.

What I have come to learn is that the hardest part of all of this (for me anyhow), is the diet end of things. I can workout all that I want, if I don't keep eating I will not gain anything. Weight, size, muscle, etc. My appetite isn't what it used to be either, although I have moments of old where I am in constant consumption mode. But then there are moments before and after where I almost have to force myself to eat.
**Side Note: If you're a person with the opposite problem and eat too much, leading to wanting to lose weight, I am sure you are cursing me right now. Just know this, that the skinnies face similar issues. People think that we are anorexic or a drug addict. Or when we do eat a lot they think bulimic or homeless. Not fun. Just throwing that out there so you don't hate me too much. Two-sides of the same coin really.**
There are tons of different routines out there, some even named after superheroes and other nerdy things. Personally, the only thing I have tried to incorporate into my own, was the Spider-Man Push-Ups. They're hard, and the only thing that actually makes me think of comic books haha I also didn't find any of them "fulfilling" but that was just me. Right now, as I am banging off the rust, they would likely be perfect to get me started. So, I recommend them as possibly a starting point if you're just starting out or returning to Arkham (we all name our gyms/workout areas....we are nerds after all haha).

I don't so much "focus train" as I go for almost random body parts. I am still a beginner no matter what so I go with what works for me. For all I know I am either over or under training haha Doesn't help that all I have at my current disposal are dumbbells and body weight. Hoping to incorporate a weight bar and bench soon. Both will help incorporate chest exercises, as well as an alternative to the dumbbells. But again, just a beginner so what I have will be good to get things started. Plus, I don't "do" gyms. I am too skinny, grunt too loud, and lay on the floor in a heap when I am done. Pretty sure at least one of those breaks gym etiquette haha

Day 1
  • Concentration Bicep Curls (3sets/10reps)
  • Bicep Curls (3sets/10reps)
  • Hammer Curls (3sets/10reps)
  • Seated Concentration Bicep Curls (3sets/10reps)
  • Shrugs (3sets/25reps)
  • Shoulder Presses (3sets/10reps)
  • Palms In Shoulder Presses (3sets/10reps)
  • Lateral Raises (3sets/10reps)
  • Alternating Front Raises (3sets/10reps)
  • Upright Rows (3sets/10reps)
  • Crouched Rear Deltoid Rows (3sets/10reps)
  • Two-Arm Triceps Extensions (3sets/10reps)
  • Triceps Kickback (3sets/10reps)
  • Dips (3sets/10reps)
  • Push-Ups (to failure)
Day 2
  • Squats (3sets/10reps)
  • Weighted Squats (3sets/10reps)
  • Lunges (3sets/10reps)
  • Weighted Lunges (3sets/10reps)
  • Calf Raises (3sets/10reps)
  • Weighted Calf Raises (3sets/10reps)
  • Single Legged Calf Raises (3sets/10reps)
  • Weighted Single Legged Calf Raises (3sets/10reps)
  • Wall Sit (3minutes)
  • Exercise Bike (5minutes)
  • Sit-Ups (3sets/10reps)
  • Crunches (3sets/10reps)
  • Heel Touches (3sets/10reps)
  • Spider-Man Push-Ups (3sets/10reps)
  • Push-Ups (to failure)
Day 3
  • Seated Bicep Curls (3sets/10reps)
  • Seated Concentration Bicep Curls (3sets/10reps)
  • Seated Hammer Curls (3sets/10reps)
  • Seated Shoulder Presses (3sets/10reps)
  • Seated Palms In Shoulder Presses (3sets/10reps)
  • Seated Shrugs (3sets/25reps)
  • Seated Lateral Raises (3sets/10reps)
  • Seated Two-Arm Triceps Extensions (3sets/10reps)
  • Triceps Kickbacks (3sets/10reps)
  • Palms-Up Wrist Curls (3sets/10reps)
  • Palms-Down Wrist Curls (3sets/10reps)
  • Concentration Palms-Up Wrist Curls (3sets/10reps)
  • Concentration Palms-Down Wrist Curls (3sets/10reps)
  • Elevated Push-Ups (3sets/10reps)
  • Push-Ups (to failure)

Day 4
  • Man Makers (3sets/10reps)
  • Shoulder Presses (3sets/10reps)
  • Palms In Shoulder Presses (3sets/10reps)
  • Seated Shoulder Presses (3sets/10reps)
  • Seated Palms In Shoulder Presses (3sets/10reps)
  • Lateral Raises (3sets/10reps)
  • Bent Over Lateral Raises (3sets/10reps)
  • Front Raises (3sets/10reps)
  • Upright Rows (3sets/10reps)
  • Shrugs (3sets/25reps)
  • Bicep Curls (3sets/10reps)
  • Concentration Bicep Curls (3sets/10reps)
  • Hammer Curls (3sets/10reps)
  • Elevated Push-Ups (3sets/10reps)
  • Push-Ups (to failure)

Day 5
  • Squats (3sets/10reps)
  • Weighted Squats (3sets/10reps)
  • Lunges (3sets/10reps)
  • Weighted Lunges (3sets/10reps)
  • Calf Raises (3sets/10reps)
  • Weighted Calf Raises (3sets/10reps)
  • Single Legged Calf Raises (3sets/10reps)
  • Weighted Single Legged Calf Raises (3sets/10reps)
  • Wall Sit (3minutes)
  • Exercise Bike (5minutes)
  • Sit-Ups (3sets/10reps)
  • Crunches (3sets/10reps)
  • Heel Touches (3sets/10reps)
  • Spider-Man Push-Ups (3sets/10reps)
  • Push-Ups (to failure)

Day 6
  • Seated Bicep Curls (3sets/10reps)
  • Seated Concentration Bicep Curls (3sets/10reps)
  • Seated Hammer Curls (3sets/10reps)
  • Seated Concentration Hammer Curls (3sets/10reps)
  • Seated Shrugs (3sets/25reps)
  • Seated Shoulder Presses (3sets/10reps)
  • Seated Palms-In Shoulder Presses (3sets/10reps)
  • Seated Lateral Raises (3sets/10reps)
  • Seated Front Raises (3sets/10reps)
  • Seated Two-Handed Triceps Extensions (3sets/10reps)
  • Triceps Kickbacks (3sets/10reps)
  • Dips (3sets/10reps)
  • Spider-Man Push-Ups (3sets/10reps)
  • Elevated Push-Ups (3sets/10reps)
  • Push-Ups (to failure)

Day 7
  • Resistance Band Bicep Curls (3sets/25reps)
  • Resistance Band Shoulder Presses (3sets/25reps)
  • Resistance Band Lateral Raises (3sets/25reps)
  • Resistance Band Front Raises (3sets/25reps)
  • Resistance Band Front Rows (3sets/25reps)
  • Resistance Band Side Rows (3sets/25reps)
  • Exercise Bike (5minutes)
  • Dips (3sets/10reps)
  • Spider-Man Push-Ups (3sets/10reps)
  • Elevated Push-Ups (3sets/10reps)
  • Push-Ups (to failure)

The weight varies, and increases over time. When I am unable to buy the next set of dumbbells for a time, I simply increase reps by 5, and repeat as it gets easier. With push-ups, it is "to failure" meaning I do them until I just can't anymore. Ya they are just push-ups, but doing them at the end of the routine makes them a tad more challenging. For me at least haha Also, I am low on cardio beyond moments on the exercise bike, but that is because I am looking to gain and too much cardio will keep me skinny. So, that is for later haha Still wish I had done all of this back in high school. I'd have been even better at the sports I played and looked great. Back when gain would've been a breeze, compared to my skinny butt now. It was embarrassing at times to say I workout, as you can't really see it if you don't see the before. Speaking of before I took a break, but will get back to that, and bigger haha I gotsta.

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